if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours
The X Factor ♥: Things that New Yorkers say →
themissmaria: popdatpussyforagoon: tooaccustomedtocustoms: deadass no lie tell me how no doubt son yo guap bird grimey peep this tight (upset) bet nahmean it’s brick outside mad good looks widdit you bugging come out yo face yerrp womp fuckoutahea juheard you woulda… I say these words too 0.0
I like seeing other fellow Valentine-less people...
ayyylonn: It makes me feel less lonely lolol.
In Valentine's Day
humansmokewd: Expectation: Reality:
When someone walks into your bedroom while you're...
And theyre all: ”Ahh, You couldve said something!” And youre just like: ”Im sorry for being naked in my own bedroom, how rude of me”