February 2012
63 posts
morning
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours
The X Factor ♥: Things that New Yorkers say →
themissmaria:
popdatpussyforagoon:
tooaccustomedtocustoms:
deadass
no lie
tell me how
no doubt
son
yo
guap
bird
grimey
peep this
tight (upset)
bet
nahmean
it’s brick outside
mad
good looks
widdit
you bugging
come out yo face
yerrp
womp
fuckoutahea
juheard
you woulda…
I say these words too 0.0
I like seeing other fellow Valentine-less people...
ayyylonn:
It makes me feel less lonely lolol.
In Valentine's Day
humansmokewd:
Expectation:
Reality:
When someone walks into your bedroom while you're...
And theyre all: ”Ahh, You couldve said something!” And youre just like: ”Im sorry for being naked in my own bedroom, how rude of me”